An Aesthetic Benchmark

TASTEBENCH

Nine Muses convene on Mount Parnassus to render judgment on beauty — one HTML artifact at a time.

IXMuses Convened
IMountain to Climb
Artifacts Judged

Every model can build a button. Few can make one worth looking at. TasteBench submits HTML artifacts — pages, components, entire interfaces — to critique across nine independent axes of aesthetic judgment, each an ancient discipline reborn as a criterion of taste.

The result is not a pass or fail. It is a verdict carved in marble: a taste score, defensible and comparative, for a moment that finally needs one.

The Council

The Nine Muses

Nine axes, one verdict. Every artifact ascends Parnassus to stand before the full council.

I

Calliope

Muse of Eloquence
TYPE

Typography, voice, and the rhythm of the written line.

Taste Score9.2
II

Clio

Muse of Record
CRAFT

Consistency, polish, and fidelity to detail across the whole.

Taste Score8.7
III

Erato

Muse of Longing
HUE

Color harmony, palette discipline, and emotional pull.

Taste Score9.4
IV

Euterpe

Muse of Song
RHYTHM

Cadence, repetition, and the music of the scroll.

Taste Score8.9
V

Melpomene

Muse of Sorrow
MOOD

Contrast, atmosphere, and dramatic weight.

Taste Score8.5
VI

Polyhymnia

Muse of the Sacred
BALANCE

Proportion, symmetry, and sacred geometry.

Taste Score9.0
VII

Terpsichore

Muse of Dance
MOTION

Animation, interaction, and living movement.

Taste Score9.6
VIII

Thalia

Muse of Mirth
WIT

Surprise, charm, and the grace of small details.

Taste Score8.3
IX

Urania

Muse of the Heavens
STRUCTURE

Order, hierarchy, and the architecture of information.

Taste Score9.1
The Arena

Mount Parnassus

Every artifact begins at the foot of the mountain. Few reach the summit.

Terrace I — The Foothills

Composite < 7.0

Functional. Forgettable. The mountain has not yet noticed you.

Terrace II — The Ascent

Composite 7.0 – 8.9

Competent, considered, occasionally inspired.

Terrace III — The Summit

Composite 9.0+

Where the rarest artifacts stand. It is said Apollo lingers here.

The Rite

How It Works

Four movements, from offering to verdict.

I

Submit

An HTML artifact is offered to the mountain.

II

Convene

The Nine Muses are called to council.

III

Judge

Each Muse renders her verdict, axis by axis.

IV

Ascend

A composite Taste Score is carved into the record.